Message posted by Magoo on August 12, 2000 at 10:15:33 EST:

You could always try Directory Assistance!

"Hello. Number please?"

"Ahhh, yes operator. I'd like the number for the secret base at Groom Lake, Nevada please."

"Hold please...... I'm sorry sir, but I have no number listed under that name."

"Ahhh, ok..... ummm..... could you try 'Area 51', at the same location please?"

"Hold please...... I'm sorry sir, nothing under that name either."

"Ummmm, ok.....errrrr..... how about Air Force Flight Test Centre...., Detachment Three? Do you have that one?"

"(sigh)One moment please...... I'm afraid that is not listed either, sir. Do you have any other names I could try?"

"Ummm.......oh, I suppose you could try 'Dreamland'! You never know...(he he he )"

"No, I suppose you don't, sir....(sigh), one moment please...... Nothing there either sir. Is there anything else I might check for you?"

(and so on....)

Magoo

In Reply to: Phone Number posted by Mike R on August 11, 2000 at 20:01:21 EST:

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