Message posted by Mike on May 18, 2002 at 12:37:11 PST:
Top Ten Items On A Fighter Pilot's Checklist 10. "Shoo the raccoons out of the cockpit" 9. "Run system check on the onboard computer's Tetris game" 8. "Listen carefully to jet flight attendant's safety instructions" 7. "Affix EZ Pass tag to the canopy with super-strong adhesive" 6. "Make sure 'Top Gun' soundtrack is in CD player" 5. "Try to get upgraded to first class" 4. "Set cockpit heads-up display to correct coordinates (just messing with ya -- I made that one up)" 3. "Flip through complimentary copy of 'Fighter Pilot' magazine" 2. "Scrub off graffiti spray-painted on the aircraft by local punks" 1. "If it's a nice day then put the top down, dude"
5/18/02 Top Ten list ** Late Show with David Letterman
(Major Damon "Gump" Reynolds)
(Captain Craig "Bluto" Baker)
(Major David "Redneck" Greene)
(Major Jeannie "Tally" Flynn)
(Major Steve "Dawg" Kennel)
(Major Kirk "Krokus" Johnson)
(Major Sam "Spam" Milam)
(Major Jim "Yogi" McElhenney)
(Major Drew "Baker" English)
(Captain Juras "Drag" Jansons)
In Reply to: Nellis Fighter Wing on Letterman Top Ten List posted by Mike on May 18, 2002 at 1:48:56 PST:
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