AREA 51 RESEARCH CENTER CLOSED


Message posted by UFOHUNTER on November 28, 2001 at 20:24:11 PST:

Donald Emory,one time manager of Glen Campbell's Area 51 Research Center is gone.
Emory,better known by the Area 51 locals as "THE VILLAGE IDIOT",was last seen driving a Uhaul down highway 375.
Emory,who apparently never managed to pass 3rd grade English,is known for his inane statements full of untruths and lies.
In a dithyrambic posting on the www.area51researchcenter.com site before he left,he accuses all of the Rachel locals of being thievs,liars and cheats.The truth is,Emory left owing alot of money to local bussiness and will not be back.
So my honest friends,who is the real CHEAT?
The yellow trailer will soon be sold by Campbell.He hates Nevada and is moving to California.
Everyone can take their boots off now.The BULLSHIT QUEENS are gone and Rachel smells a whole lot better.


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