area51 joke LMFAO


Message posted by ProTow on May 29, 2010 at 19:49:22 PST:

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very
surprised to see a Cessna landing at their secret base, They immediately
impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the
Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full
FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the
investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
"you-did-not-see-a-thing" briefing, complete with threats of spending the
rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a
heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna
showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time
there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said,Do anything you want to me, lock me up,
throw away the key, ANYTHING you want! But my wife is in the plane with me
and you have GOT to tell her where I was last night!


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