Re: Do you believe?


Message posted by JimK on August 11, 2005 at 15:24:10 PST:

The UFO Logic Book (Condensed)

Chapter 1
Maybe there are aliens.

Chapter 2
Now that we know there are aliens, maybe they crashed on earth.

Chapter 3
Now that we know that aliens crashed on earth, maybe the government is hiding their bodies at Area 51.

Chapter 4
Now that we know that the government is hiding alien bodies, maybe they are getting alien technology from their wrecked spacecraft.

Chapter 5
Now that we know that the government is getting alien technology from wrecked spacecraft, maybe now they are doing something to the rest of us with it.

Chapter 6
Now that we know the government is doing things to us with alien technology, maybe they are turning us into aliens by putting special chemicals into ice cream.

Chapter 7
Now that we know the government is feeding us special chemicals via ice cream, maybe the chemicals are sucking our brains out.

Chapter 8
Now that we know that ice cream has chemicals to suck our brains out, maybe the UFO crashes were not so accidental after all.

Chapter 9
Now that we know the aliens intentionally crashed UFO's on earth in order to get the government to feed us chemicals to suck our brains out, maybe the chemicals then turn us into aliens too.

Chapter 10
Now that we know that we are aliens, maybe it is

THE END



In Reply to: Re: Do you believe? posted by Guy on August 11, 2005 at 6:11:28 PST:

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