Message posted by letterman wolf on February 14, 2005 at 0:30:08 PST:

Cammo dude qualifications (you must answer yes to all questions)

1) Do you have a great desire to dress in camo? [You get bonus points for wearing camo boxers.]
2) Have you ever said to yourself "Today is a good day to sit in a truck and watch people?"
3) Do you have a desire to play with two way radios? (Hey, even I like this)
4) When offered steak or salad, do you go for the steak? Twice?
5) When you see someone looking at you, do you quickly put binoculars to your face?
6) Do you wake up every day cursing Bob Lazar and Art Bell for bringing all these loons out here?
7) If someone asks where you work, can you say "I can't say" with sincerity?
8) Can you spot a person in a bull suit trying to cross the border?
9) OK, the lookers have trapped you and you can't run for cover. Can you pose like a Joshua tree without cracking up laughing?

Being ex-military and having an honorable discharge helps. However, if you can't explain three missing years in Alabama, give up on security and try politics.

In Reply to: Cammo Dudes posted by Dain Smith on February 13, 2005 at 21:52:30 PST:

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