Message posted by Aaron Johnson on February 18, 2004 at 20:49:01 PST:

New from wild e coyote ACME labs, Cammo Dude repellant, remember those good ole days with sea monkeys just add water and viola sea monkeys.

Well now at wild e coyote acme labs we just came up with insta-Delta Force. Tired of being harrassed by the cammo dud's (e intentionally left out) while enjoying a good day of exotic bird watching. with insta-delta force just add water and within 30 sec's. You get a live 12 man Special forces unit, complete with night vision, m16's and grenade launchers and you also get a UH-60 black helicopter armed not only 7.62mm machine guns it also includes 2 heat seeking missles. Wow does that sound good or what!.

But wait we have a special offer i've just been told to offer along with insta-Delta Force, if you order now you'll also recieve Insta-Air Support which includes 2 AH-64d LongBow apaches, one A-10A warthog and two F-15E eagles and if you order in the next 30mins we'll include not only insta-delta force and insta-air-support you'll also get Insta-AirForce which includes one squadron of F-15 eagles and, yes, two F/A-22 Raptors and two f117 nighthawks and one kc-10 aerial refueling tanker. So hurry get them while they last. Sorry the TR-3A Black manta option not available that aids the F117's in designating targets, with this special offer!

Also soon to be available Insta cow-cams with built in counter measures to suppress the whacko beam from bald mountain.

hurry order now

In Reply to: Re: Bad Info? posted by lone wolf on February 18, 2004 at 19:23:48 PST:

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